Things I’ve Done Since Becoming a Mom
1) Leave the house without my hair done or teeth brushed
2) Let my kids cry
3) Say Shut Up
4) Smoke
5) Loose my temper
6) Use disposable diapers
7) Used my mouth as a hand
8) Put off changing that nasty diaper for as long as possible…
9) Let my kids eat something that fell on the floor
10) Eat McDonalds
11) Not leave the house once in a 24 hour period
12) Play with the Ipad a bit too long
13) Make a mess of the kitchen so I could finish some work
14) Paint the wall
15) Eat dinner in front of TV
16) Let them leave without a coat on despite being 30 degrees based entirely on their resistance
17) Eat candy
18) Eat chocolate for breakfast
19) Eat a popsicle for breakfast
20) Forgotten brush their teeth as I’m putting them down
21) Skipped a bath…. 2 days in a row
Photo: Roger Hagadone